Home Uncategorized Your Holiday Horror Stories

Your Holiday Horror Stories

by Mysterious Times
0 comment

‘Tis the season to reminisce about all your most harrowing Christmases, Hanukkahs, Kwanazas, etc. past!

What’s the absolute worst holiday memory you can recall? Did you fall off the roof whilst decorating? Were you once so lonely you built an effigy of your mother out of blankets and pillows and had a tea party? There’s no shortage of how much the holidays can suck, and it’s only worthwhile if you tell the internet about how hilarious the horror once was…. so tell us. No one appreciates a traumatizing holiday story like your fellow Jezzies.

But before we get to that, last week was all about the most insulting holiday gifts you’ve been given. And you guys got shit.

Mycatdrives’s grandma seems fun:

The year I sent my grandma a thank you note and she sent it back with grammar and punctuation corrections in RED INK.

Ms. Nytusse If You’re Nasty’s mom gave her husband a baby… doll. You see where this is going:

This gift wasn’t given to me personally but it was still pretty awful from my perspective:

My mother gave my new husband a lifelike baby doll as a gift. She joked, “You can have this since you really want kids and I know she doesn’t.”

GingerOrGinged’s gift was not only insulting, it was vindictive as hell:

I had been a poor student for years, sleeping on an air mattress in a sleeping bag, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I wanted a duvet to replace my sleeping bag and a real suitcase to replace a weathered duffel bag. She implied she had some extra money that year and asked if I had a self-indulgent gift I wanted so I told her I would love a pair of gold stud earrings. Cue Christmas Day – my sister opened up a new duvet, my younger brother opened a new suitcase and my older brother got gold stud earrings. She gave me a fancy Belleek dish because I had noticed one once in an antique store. I got upset and she teasingly called me the green eyed monster from then on (I was so ungrateful for her thoughtful gift!).

Yay for moms with undiagnosed Borderline Personality Disorder! We’ve been no contact for ten years, best decision ever.

I pray LadyoftheDay’s sister got it together:

I was a fat kid in a family of tall skinny women (most of whom were models at one time or another). One year my sister gave me a pack of twinkies.

PhoebeCaulfieldTheThird was re-gifted, but maybe in a fine way:

My husband and I worked really hard to pick an appropriate gift for our very close, very stylish friends. They lived in a huge, meticulously decorated home and had very particular tastes. We settled on a lovely, not inexpensive artisan fruit bowl. We were both so pleased at how much they liked it. I legit saw it in use in their kitchen all the time.

Fast forward a year or two. That couple split up, the wife moved out and the new girlfriend moved in. She wrapped up that bowl and gave it to us for Christmas. She went on and on about how she hoped we liked it and how she thought of us as soon as she saw it.

That was over 15 years ago. We still have that bowl and use it every day. We do love it.

unicornz’s brother’s girlfriend is damn rude:

A girlfriend of my brother’s gave me a mustache waxing kit. I’m a lady and we had never talked about mustaches or waxing before.

Sourdoh has gone away’s mom sucks. There, I said it:

The year I came out, my mom got me a book along the lines of “Jesus Can Give Anyone A New Beginning!” and a stress ball.

I ripped the cover off the book, burned the pages and left the ashes (and cover, so she’d know what it was) in the living room. The stress ball I kept.

myopicprophet, a vegan, was given a turkey:

I have had a vegan diet for a very long time (not the judgemental kind as I live by my own ideals and respect others who live by theirs. Also, I have never met or wanted to meet another vegan) and I think it was Christmas of 2005 that my place of employment was handing out turkeys because they were too cheap to give actual Christmas bonuses. We were all in line grabbing turkeys one by one and when I got to the front, the woman handing out turkeys said to me with the weirdest “I am pretending to feel badly” face I had ever seen. She said (perhaps not verbatim), “We know you’re vegan and are likely insulted by this gift, but we didn’t know what grocery store you shop at to get you a gift card so we got you a turkey that you can give to someone else as a gift.”

My reaction was “No thanks”

And now, let’s hear those crappy Holiday tales.

  • Bitcoin
  • Ethereum
  • Xrp
  • Bitcoin cash
  • Bitcoin sv
  • Litecoin
  • Tether
  • Binance coin
  • Tezos
  • Cardano
  • Dash
  • Monero
  • Stellar
  • Ethereum classic
Scan to Donate Bitcoin to bc1qplharv5kz9u04fazvfcwg55zpzx3hk2se7uj64

Donate Bitcoin to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Bitcoin

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Ethereum to 0x5C1fbd512386420156aBF7C38Fa80e402DE42e96

Donate Ethereum to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Ethereum

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Xrp to r4dXn7DVK1V9AM99jqNdecZG5Mh4hXsnSk

Donate Xrp to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Xrp

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Bitcoin cash to qrha85n6253vpcyew0yn9fgj38j6asgdkc0caed3cm

Donate Bitcoin cash to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Bitcoin cash

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Bitcoin sv to 1LNrCdVkHwi2Xrf5br9YUF63ACW5uUg19R

Donate Bitcoin sv to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Bitcoin sv

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Litecoin to LfVdNCJtm4qRLiQZkC2RXhJpCemaR83JvL

Donate Litecoin to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Litecoin

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Tether to 0x5C1fbd512386420156aBF7C38Fa80e402DE42e96

Donate Tether to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Tether

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Binance coin to bnb1qv88k2ln6wgsvh2k58uramg642j6zrhs864znz

Donate Binance coin to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Binance coin

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Tezos to tz1bjRzegVEDPTNjXGPCrTDcpbWr44puKFgZ

Donate Tezos to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Tezos

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Cardano to Ae2tdPwUPEZBpBkPdrULnszfNYCwocSH7maBFJHwpW3WeReVWE5rY9e4tkk

Donate Cardano to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Cardano

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Dash to XgQjywvEGtAjpKTqNUwG7Yi2e6ZVebggqW

Donate Dash to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Dash

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Monero to 46PbxkRRNFxXcW9S5T9BJm4xHDvwKUTqRT2Lcmc6JeVHYuZa6TT5NhPN7bMyxwLxaFazGYB1qyFbUGhVT9Ty8wfpMNCwuQD

Donate Monero to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Monero

Tag/Note:- Mysterious Times
Scan to Donate Stellar to GAIENC3BCJQMFNWQSYWOUNYPWXWZHWY4XDLHRKO6VMCLFBVROZSVXBKB

Donate Stellar to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Stellar

Tag/Note:- Alien UFO Sightings
Scan to Donate Ethereum classic to 0x98257f4D233c42f2e0b30cECF0a8e4700D51CB51

Donate Ethereum classic to Mysterious Times

Scan the QR code or copy the address below into your wallet to send some Ethereum classic

Tag/Note:- Alien UFO Sightings

You may also like

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: